July 2009
144 posts
I MISS THE BEACH!!!
Yeah. →
Bro Doctor
Doctor: Sweet, bro. Your throat and ears are chill. You wanna go ahead and hop off the table, or some sh*t?
Patient: Uhh...sure.
Doctor: Tits. Alright, now I'm gonna need you to drop your pants. No homo.
Patient: *Removes pants*
Doctor: Just a quick F-Y-I; not gay, just gotta grab your sack to check for hernia.
Patient: Right.
Doctor: Aw, gross dude!
Patient: Doctor, if you could be a little more profess-
Doctor: HAHA! Yo, it's hairy as sh*t. Like if you stuck gum on a gorilla.
Patient: I'm feeling very uncomfort-
Doctor: YO, YOU'RE GETTING A BONER. WHAT THE F*CK DUDE!? WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?
*The doctor jumps up and feigns throwing a punch, then starts laughing when the patient flinches.*
Doctor: Haha! Just playin, bro. No bone.
Patient: Could we please wrap this up?
Doctor: Sure. I found a bump. You may have testicular cancer.
Patient: WHAT!?
Doctor: It's cancer in your balls, bro.
Luigi finally snaps! →
This bittersweet song… sigh…....
When I'm not in Tumblr, I'm here :) →
I NEVER LIED TO YOU AND I WONT START NOW
i wish i could tell you that you’re my world..but we know better than that..and i don’t intend to tell you what you are NOT to me.. You ARE my lifeline to sanity.. ive been stuffing my feelings in a Pandora’s box.. now it’s overflowing and ready to explode..the contents, long supressed and unacknowledged truths, ready to blow my world out of proportion.. ive been...
Feel good song of the day…
THE BEAUTY OF THE "F" WORD.... →
Now we should all be more comfy saying FUCK!! haha..
ANTONOV STARS →
Vote for Reena Rae :)
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on teleivision this morning said that the way to achieve Inner Peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a...
Let her!!!
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right..
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